Vampire killer kills two teenagers

Identified only as Jan O, a man drank the blood of two teenagers and ate their flesh while they were alive.

The Vampire killer was arrested when he admitted killing two teenagers – Nina, 14, and, five days later, Tobias, 13. Jan O, 26, strangled and stabbed the youngsters in ¬woods near the German town of Bodenfelde. At a court in Gottingen, he apologised to their families justifying that he did not know what came over him. The accused had a psychological disorder which caused him to stab two innocent teenagers and drink their blood and eat flesh.

Police took him to custody and could only be released from jail if a panel of experts judge him to be sane.

zombie jesus

Today the Christian’s celebrate the death and subsequent undeath (so-called resurrection) of Jesus. From our modern vantage point we now know that there are only a handful of ways that the dead can walk the Earth. There are vampires, zombies, and of course folks like Keith Richards, Dick Clark, and Leonard Cohen. Since Jesus was seen walking in broad daylight we can assume that he was not a vampire or a music industry celebrity, so he must have been a zombie.

The case for Great Zombie Jesus is strengthened when we look at the rituals of his followers, the Great Zombie Army. Great Zombie Jesus had his followers eat of his flesh and drink of his blood. This is how the zombie pathogens are transferred from generation to generation in an attempt to maintain the Great Zombie Army. Through the miracle of transubstantiation, consubstantiation, and even the sacramental union (all popular definitions of the Eucharist Infestation) people are eating the flesh of the Great Zombie Jesus and drinking his blood in an effort to be more Christ like, ergo, zombies.

Many a Sunday I spent in the presence of the Great Zombie Army as they feasted on the flesh and blood of Great Zombie Jesus while chanting and groaning in off pitch monotones. How I managed to escape infection I may never know. Perhaps I had a natural immunity to the pathogens. The liturgy was quite clear. Great Zombie Jesus will come again. He will judge the living and the dead. His kingdom will have no end because it is made up of zombies that can’t die, eternal life.

So this Easter remember, aim for the head and torch the bodies. If they have no teeth and their bodies have all of the body and blood of Great Zombie Jesus burned from them, they can’t infect you.
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