Kourtney And khloe Take Miami After Aark

That title sums up the series premiere of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, debuting Sunday, August 16 at 10 PM ET on E! Right off the bat, it was like there was a competition to see which sister could spend more money in a single day. And on things that don’t even pertain to the main point of moving to Miami … to open a second D-A-S-H store. The clothing franchise is run by the three Kardashian sisters.

The magic trick is that apparently these girls have money falling out of their purses. I found myself wondering what the point of this show was; to open a business in Miami or show off how much money they have.

I guess a brand new Jaguar Diamond Series and a Porsche SUV will help the pair open the store up in style. It’s just too bad it’s a clothing store and not a car lot. But if that’s not flashy enough, then living at one of the most expensive Bentley Hilton Hotel suites should do the trick.

Kim flies in to try and get the girls back on track, and immediately starts complaining about not being appreciated for all the hard work she does. It’s like a rerun of Keeping Up With the Kardashians at this point. Kim didn’t even remember that Khloe had yet another gig in Miami, hosting her own radio talk show Khloe After Dark, which apparently lasted all of four weeks.

Right away, I could tell that Khloe and her co-host, Terrence Jenkins, might have more to “talk” about after Dark goes dark. It would be nice if we actually knew what really happened after they went out for drinks. The crew turned off their cameras just when the making out started. Unfortunately, Khloe can’t fill in the parts the cameras missed either. She was too wasted on high dollar alcoholic beverages.

It’s nice to see such great role models for our young girls. Kourtney just announced she’s pregnant with her stalker ex-boyfriend Scott. Previews of upcoming episodes promise that he followed her to Miami to keep dibs on the girl he cheated on not once, but twice before. Not sure who is the least intelligent of that pair; thank god the child will have a trust fund to get into college.

Watch Big Brother 11 Episode 17

Turning the entire week into a mockery/great big waste of time, the producers voted out Jessie in Big Brother 11 Episode 16. Then Michele won HOH, putting her in the position of actually having to pick a side.

Big Brother is running about 20 minutes behind due to the golf overrun. A live blog will begin as soon as 60 Minutes is over.

We’re half way through the season, yet Michele has not made either a friend nor an ally, but in doing so, she has also not made any enemies either. This week, she may well have to make some enemies. Her only somewhat useful offer for an alliance is Chima’s women’s alliance, which would leave her the opportunity to target the couple or the bully. Since Jessie’s gone, though, the easiest thing may be to just keep the momentum the way the producers have forced it to go.

Chima’s containing herself. We know that won’t last very long.

Jeff says that Jessie and Natalie were walking to the finals unless somebody did something. Next time try winning a challenge for a change or maybe actually playing better if you feel that strongly about it.

Natalie assumes that Michele’s going to put her up. Chima is having difficulty believing that because Russell told her that she needs to be medicated and is just as bad as Ronnie said.

Russell wants to try to start over with Michele. That’ll last pretty much as long as she’s in power, and then he’ll flip out at her again.

The three girls who were crying over Jessie’s eviction open up his wine bottle. Kevin will just sit there and grin and bear it. Well, not so much grinning as rolling his eyes. Jeff, Jordan, and Russell want no part of this and eat outside. It is a little creepy.

Michele has decided she wants Chima to go home because she’s the biggest threat. To the guys. You’d have to be a complete idiot to think Chima’s a threat to the women. She wants Russell gone in the worst way, and she’s the one pushing the women’s alliance because she wants a woman to win. It’s entirely possible Michele is a complete idiot, though.

The contestants break into four teams of two for the have/have not competition: Jeff and Jordan, Michele and Russell, Natalie and Chima, and Lydia and Kevin. There you have basically the pairs of the house. Michele has essentially made it so she’s stuck with Russell at this point. Good luck to her. It’s a gross eating challenge in which they must correctly place casseroles in their correct locations. They will work together as a group to make sure they can all eat every day. Chima’s got a sour look on her face the whole time. In the middle of the challenge, she tells Russell not to look at her. They do not win food for Monday but do match for Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. They will be getting the BBQ grill and hot showers but no steak and lobster dinner.

Russell wants to know if Jordan likes Jeff as a boyfriend. If he lived in Charlotte, maybe. He proposes to her, and she says yes. In like 23 states, it’s pretty much official.

Natalie doesn’t think Michele would make an enemy in this house if Russell went home. She’s right. He has no real allies, and he’s attacked everybody at one point or another (then he apologizes when they get the power, and goes right back to attacking them the next weeek). On the other hand, if she targets either side, that whole side will now see her as a target, albeit perhaps less of a target than some other people.

It’s time for another stupid vote. The choices are cucumbers and carp, mince meat and marshmallows, and churros and chitlins. I’ve asked this before, and I’ll ask again: they actually pay people to come up with this stuff?

Michele says she’s basing her nominations on who would take her to the final two. Answer: nobody. Jeff and Jordan are taking each other, Natalie and Chima are taking each other, and Lydia and Kevin are taking each other. The only other lone wolf is Russell. She’s viewed merely as a vote, at best.

Nominations
Jordan is safe.
Jeff is safe.
Russell is safe.
Kevin is safe.
Lydia is safe.

Natalie and Chima have been nominated for eviction. She sees Chima going to the final two but not taking her. Natalie’s the pawn. Chima doesn’t care any more. To be fair, she shouldn’t. She had things planned out exactly how she wanted, then the producers intentionally stacked the deck against her, kicking out her closest ally in the process.

Jimmy Conway Parole 2004

James Jimmy Conway is character in the film Goodfellas. This Jimmy Conway movie personality was based directly on the real-life gangster Jimmy Burke.

Jimmy Conway is first introduced in narration by Henry Hill. Conway was a close associate of mob caporegime Paul Cicero. Because or his Iris race, Jimmy Conway could never become an authority in the Mafia since he is not full-blooded Italian. Jimmy Conway, like what portrayed on the Goodfellas film, organizes the Lufthansa Heist.

On the other end, James Burke, also known as Jimmy the Gent, The Big Irishman, and The Irish Guinea was an Irish-American gangster and Lucchese associate who is believed to have organized the Lufthansa heist in 1978.

James Burke was serving his time in Wende Correctional Facility in Alden, New York, when he died from lung cancer on April 13, 1996 at age 64. He was eligible for a Parole 2004. Like on the film of Goodfellas, Jimmy Conway Parole 2004 is possible.